THE BIG MATCH
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What is it with you women? It’s just a game of footie.
There’ll be others you know. And pretty boy’s not real, just because you’ve got
him up there life-sized. And he wouldn’t fancy you anyway. He’s got a woman.
You seriously prefer that thing to me, don’t you? What is it that turns you on so much?
The stunning colours, or is it just the sheer picture size? And here
was I thinking size didn’t matter.
Do you think a massive plant would look good against that wall? At least
it’d stop you staring at the football all weekend and going on about how
sharp the images are.
No doubt it pays the gas bill as well.