Apple Sonic Blaster Computer Hardware User Manual


 
More Phone Fun
Hey Dad—I’m in jail
Imagine the surprise your parents will get when you call them
from jail (any police show will give you some good background
noise). Imagine the look on your child’s face when he/she gets a
call from Alvin and he actually calls them by name (fast playback
rate). Imagine how envious your friends will be when you call
them from your new car phone (highway ambiance, honking
horns, maybe even a crash). We’re not saying that you should
try any of these; but just imagine!
‘It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping
Ever talk to obnoxious phone salespeople who only let you say
‘Yes’ or “No”? Now you can let Sonic Blaster do the talking for
you. Record a “Yes” and “No” then select and play the
appropriate one. After you’re used to this, throw in a “Please,
tell me more!” and an “I’m not interested” for variety. Play
them at slower playback rates to send chills up their spine.
When they ask, tell them you live on Elm Street and your name
is Fred.
Twistin’
Tired of tangling your tongue with twisters? Let Sonic Blaster
say them faster. Record yourself saying a tounge twister once (ex:
The slick shiek’s sixth sick sheep) and then hit continuous play
and increase the playback rate. Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy
boat...
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